You can't submit code here. The inputs are a name, an appearance from a fixed list, and answers to the
same four questions everyone gets. Joining kicks off a real 7-stage pipeline that validates, tests,
builds and deploys your character before it goes live, and you can watch it happen in the build log
below. Everyone on this page sees the same runs at the same time. The queue, cache and rate limiting
behind it are written up on the SRE Infra Layer page.
Pipeline Analytics has the SQL over
every run.
Normal mode holds each stage for a random 1-10 seconds so you can actually watch it work. Fast mode
drops the delay, which is what the benchmarks below measure.
Join the world
Live build log
What each stage is running, while it runs
// nothing running right now. this is what a finished run looks like> Ada Lovelace: Sanitize ✓ PASS -- format/length/charset OK (5ms)> Ada Lovelace: Security Scan ✓ PASS -- no injection patterns found (5ms)> Ada Lovelace: Test: Uniqueness ✓ PASS -- name is unique (10ms)> Ada Lovelace: Test: Profanity ✓ PASS -- no blocked words found (6ms)> Ada Lovelace: Build ✓ PASS -- spawn payload assembled (11ms)> Ada Lovelace: Deploy ✓ PASS -- written as live (5ms)> Ada Lovelace: Verify ✓ PASS -- read-after-write check passed (2ms)
Pipeline runs
Updates live for everyone watching
Character
Sanitize
Security Scan
Test: Uniqueness
Test: Profanity
Build
Deploy
Verify
Terrie Crenshaw
PASS(4ms)
PASS(2ms)
PASS(8ms)
PASS(2ms)
PASS(5ms)
PASS(2ms)
PASS(2ms)
Abhin ks
PASS(2.33s)
PASS(3.12s)
PASS(3.46s)
PASS(9.18s)
PASS(6.33s)
PASS(1.88s)
PASS(7.14s)
Tester Dandy
PASS(4.66s)
PASS(5.45s)
PASS(4.13s)
PASS(5.06s)
PASS(3.61s)
PASS(4.18s)
PASS(2.99s)
Dai Dai
PASS(2.49s)
PASS(1.36s)
PASS(3.63s)
PASS(5.08s)
PASS(2.24s)
PASS(2.33s)
PASS(2.04s)
None
PASS(3.76s)
FAIL(1.94s)
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None
PASS(8.13s)
PASS(5.39s)
PASS(2.37s)
FAIL(5.12s)
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Tester Bandy
PASS(9.42s)
PASS(2.17s)
PASS(1.29s)
PASS(7.04s)
PASS(6.67s)
PASS(9.05s)
PASS(2.97s)
None
PASS(2.26s)
PASS(9.58s)
PASS(6.54s)
FAIL(0ms)
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Tester Andy
PASS(7.18s)
PASS(6.17s)
PASS(9.81s)
PASS(9.97s)
PASS(4.43s)
PASS(7.23s)
PASS(5.27s)
Swaggod three thousand
PASS(5.58s)
PASS(4.65s)
PASS(6.22s)
PASS(2.18s)
PASS(3.82s)
PASS(3.55s)
PASS(0ms)
Nelson Koskela
PASS(8.38s)
PASS(5.77s)
PASS(9.99s)
PASS(9.57s)
PASS(2.61s)
PASS(3.18s)
PASS(7.75s)
Fast mode benchmarks
Real per-stage timing, recalculated after every fast-mode run
Pipeline World